Tag: funny
group name: postittome
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December 18, 2006 02:08 AM EST --
Connecticut
• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction . . . more
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July 22, 2007 09:32 PM EDT --
My most interesting vacation took place when I was a junior in college. An Economics professor had a grant to take one of her econ. classes to Florida for the week. They kids were going to work at . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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August 19, 2007 03:32 PM EDT --
I got this joke in my email today, and I thought it was cute:
Father to son : "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
more
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December 16, 2006 09:35 AM EST --
I have heard some on this list before but not all. It contains enough humor to share.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I . . . more
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January 14, 2007 02:56 AM EST --
This one I have seen before but thought it good enough to share and hope some of you have not seen it before. It came in my email.
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel . . . more
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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July 26, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
Name one silly thing you'd change about yourself if you could...
Okay..I'd change the way I eat food. I eat it one layer at a time. lol. For example: If it's a pizza, I eat the . . . more
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July 16, 2008 09:17 PM EDT --
I went to Walmart today on my lunch at work. That is the closest subway to my work. So I park my car, get out and start walking away. I go to set my alarm on my car with my key remote thing and i couldn't . . . more
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August 13, 2008 12:50 AM EDT --
I have been going through a LOT of pictures here on gather..and noticed something that I find funny. It seems that most of the population (well what I have gone through) here on Gather has cats. Not that . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:02 PM EST --
Mississippi
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
• Cattle rustling . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:22 PM EST --
Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not . . . more
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December 15, 2006 12:28 AM EST --
When I got this in an email I knew I had to share it. I have seen it before but it should be new to many of you.
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:46 PM EST --
This one came from my computer files. I believe it originally came in an email.
From: Rita
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules
when dealing with . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:28 AM EST --
I just got this in an email.
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old
is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so
excited about aging that . . . more
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January 19, 2007 10:28 PM EST --
This is great. Go to the website and see. I recieved this in an email.
Now you can see anyone's drivers license on the internet, including your own! It asks for U.S. info, but fortunately . . . more
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July 11, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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July 22, 2007 11:17 PM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:10 PM EDT --
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." . . . more
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