Tag: humor
group name: postittome
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December 18, 2006 02:08 AM EST --
Connecticut
• A local ordinance in Atwoodville, Connecticut prohibits people from playing Scrabble while waiting for a politician to speak.
• A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces . . . more
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July 12, 2008 01:18 PM EDT --
I am so frakking annoyed at McDonalds
Right now, I'm recovering. Five minutes ago I looked like a drowned water rat. I'm venting.
I dropped off my sister and her kids at her house and . . . more
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March 21, 2007 08:51 PM EDT --
I’ve been substitute teaching (subbing) for a couple months. I remember how eager I was the first day of subbing. I was in sixth grade. I knew I would be wonderful. I would walk in the room and introduce . . . more
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June 18, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
I've noticed a few members discussing the large amount of friend requests they've been getting. Most Gather members require certain things from their friends. I posted this when I reached my . . . more
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April 05, 2008 09:15 PM EDT --
Years ago if anyone told me I'd enjoy scrapbooking, I'd have laughed in their face. I'd probably have made hideous designs on their paper just to show them it was not going to happen. I might . . . more
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February 23, 2007 04:22 PM EST --
what kind of car do you have? and if more then how many as well~
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December 18, 2006 04:17 PM EST --
New York
• A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction . . . more
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September 04, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
An exclusive story from the Irish office of International news giant Boggart Network News
Indonesian Keyan Multi-national American Presidential candidate Barry O'Bama, . . . more
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July 23, 2007 12:57 AM EDT --
Don't waste money on expensive telephone answering machines. When you leave the house simply plug the phone into your video recorder. Not only will it record the callers voice, but you will also get . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:35 AM EST --
I have heard some on this list before but not all. It contains enough humor to share.
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I . . . more
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January 14, 2007 02:56 AM EST --
This one I have seen before but thought it good enough to share and hope some of you have not seen it before. It came in my email.
FINE
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel . . . more
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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July 17, 2007 10:23 AM EDT --
I'm feeling rather yucky;
My sinuses are dripping.
and if I felt like getting up,
a hot toddy I would be sipping.
My head feels like a bowling ball,
my throat feels like raw meat,
and . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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July 27, 2008 10:39 AM EDT --
I was not going to do anything here today, I just checked in to look at my messages. In the inbox was a question from Dame Ruth, a very good question that deserved an equally good answer. So, opening . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:02 PM EST --
Mississippi
• Adultery or Fornication (living together while not married or having sex with someone that is not your spouse) results in a fine of $500 and/or 6 months in prison.
• Cattle rustling . . . more
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December 18, 2006 04:22 PM EST --
Ohio
• According to Ohio law, it's against the law to kill a housefly within 160 feet of a church without a license.
• A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:46 PM EST --
This one came from my computer files. I believe it originally came in an email.
From: Rita
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules
when dealing with . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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