Tag: joke
group name: postittome
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December 18, 2007 10:56 AM EST --
Blonde and Waitress
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?'' . . . more
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September 16, 2007 11:11 PM EDT --
The Washington Post has published the winning submissions for their annual contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. coffee: (n.) the . . . more
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August 19, 2007 03:32 PM EDT --
I got this joke in my email today, and I thought it was cute:
Father to son : "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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August 06, 2008 11:40 PM EDT --
Why was the turtle shy?
Because he wouldn't come out of his shell.
He loves this joke and I hear it ALL the time! :)
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December 31, 2006 06:06 AM EST --
DEAR DIARY,
MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY: . . . more
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July 28, 2007 03:36 AM EDT --
Two cowboys are drinking beer and eating pretzels when they notice another cowboy suddenly turn blue and collapse at the end on the bar.
They are stunned to see another cowboy walk authoritatively over, . . . more
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July 05, 2007 01:17 PM EDT --
--Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both
of the books were kept. . . . more
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October 23, 2007 12:43 PM EDT --
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks,
"Bartender, got any specials today?"
Bartender answers, "Yes, as a matter of
Fact we have a new drink, invented by
A gynecologist . . . more
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November 07, 2007 12:37 PM EST --
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the
time our divorce started and she got her license
shortly before our divorce was final, later that
same year.
. . . more
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July 23, 2007 12:57 AM EDT --
Don't waste money on expensive telephone answering machines. When you leave the house simply plug the phone into your video recorder. Not only will it record the callers voice, but you will also get . . . more
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July 11, 2007 03:19 PM EDT --
With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching $188.00,there is a better way when we get old & feeble. I have already checked on reservations at the Holiday Inn for a combined long term . . . more
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July 22, 2007 11:17 PM EDT --
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,
Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES."
You must now refer to them . . . more
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July 26, 2007 11:12 PM EDT --
HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:10 PM EDT --
Ann Landers challenged her readers to come up with the world's third-biggest lie -- right after "The check is in the mail" and "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you." . . . more
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July 28, 2007 05:51 PM EDT --
A priest from Ireland was assigned to a Texas diocese.
One morning, Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day In his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:27 PM EDT --
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:38 PM EDT --
Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency room.
"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his . . . more
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September 08, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
I know I'm going to catch hell for this!
Football Wedding
Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, "It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, . . . more
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December 16, 2006 09:46 PM EST --
This one came from my computer files. I believe it originally came in an email.
From: Rita
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules
when dealing with . . . more
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September 02, 2007 11:02 AM EDT --
More Animal Truisms
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.
In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone . . . more
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